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Government As Parent

After much thought, I've decided that the best thing is just to totally put my life into the hands of our benevolent government.  Cradle-to-grave, they are the best determiner of everything.  How should I be educated?  What is important to study?  Should I vaccinate?  Am I worth having my knee replaced?  Do I deserve cardiac or cancer drugs?

It's really silly and presumptuous of me to assume I can make sense of this on my own.  Certainly the same lights that have created the DMV, zoning boards, the post office, and other fantastic and highly successful enterprises should be making these decisions; I can't be trusted.

In addition, I think I should pay more for my rationed health care.  I mean, I only pay $1001 out of pocket every month for my family's health care.  Out of pocket; as a self-employed person, my employer does not contribute.  I've also been paying 100% of both of my employee's medical and dental coverage for 4.5 and 2 years, respectively; rather than being selfish, I should certainly step up and pay for other folk's care, too.  People I don't know.  People that have no positive impact on me or my community.

There are many people who require important things like cable, cell phone service, Internet, nice cars, eating out, cigarettes, lottery tickets, and what-not; these folks obviously can't afford to tack health care on top of these crucial quality-of-life items.  I mean, some of them don't even work!  How can they be expected to pay for their own care?  I should pay more.  Heck!  My car only has 200k miles!  I should contribute to these poor folk's new cars, too. 

Oh, I am.

My head is going to explode. 

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geckospot
Aug. 20th, 2009 05:23 pm (UTC)
Re: speaking of uninsured...
I am anti-insurance company. What did Jon Stewart say? Something about govt required auto insurance because cars are important?

Anyway, that's off-topic and off the cuff.

Doctors ought to be able to do their damned jobs w/out having to worry about the insurance companies. The antibiotics that would have taken care of that large yuckiness I had last year were denied by the ins company so I had to go through 3 other antibiotics to knock the damned thing out. Not MRSA, thank dog, but still pretty damned scary.

Also, with pre-existing conditions or conditions that do develop with age, if you get off insurance they take every chance to tell you that oops, you are uninsurable. I'm back to comparing dr. visits and getting quotes on office visit prices. (Local Lens Crafter partners w/ an eye doc for $89 eye exams. Kay's eye dr charges $139.) Perhaps I should call ER's and clinics so that, in case of emergency, I can choose this one over that one.

Who's gonna pay for all this healthcare? The middle class, they always pay for everything. To get something for nothing you have to be ultra-rich or ultra-poor. As part of the working class poor I do cafefully monitor my health to see if I really need to go to the doctor. Tom is insured and certainly better off financially than I but he is also in one of the highest tax brackets available. And, if push came to shove, he'd shove my stubborn fat ass into a hospital and deal w/ the debt later, so I am very lucky and I know it.

On the topic of preventable illnesses, like type II diabetes, lifestyle changes should definitely be made. My lardass should go out and exercise more and make better food choices. Fortunately, my job allows for lots of exercise whereas the desk jockeys need to be banned from the cake, bagels, cheesesteaks, and doughnuts. Mmm, I think it's lunchtime.

Who's still smoking? Make sure those fools are first in line for the death panels. Got an STD? Just shoot them, abstinence is the cure.

When my dementia firmly takes hold the offspring have been instructed to leave out mommy's meds with a nice big bottle of her favorite bourbon.

I think I've ranted enough. Questions? Comments?
bxiie
Aug. 20th, 2009 06:13 pm (UTC)
Re: speaking of uninsured...
When my dementia firmly takes hold the offspring have been instructed to leave out mommy's meds with a nice big bottle of her favorite bourbon.

Awesome.

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